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Post by xxsilverxx on May 5, 2017 2:25:30 GMT
After an...interesting discussion on Discord, I have compiled a list of all the current WoD pickup lines that the clans now have available to them
1. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me. 2. Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only Ten I See! 3. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because that ass is sweet. 4. If you were a burger at Mcdonalds, you'd be the McSexy 5. if u go out with me ill buy u food 6. Save a horse! Ride a cowboy c; 7. Florida isn't the only place down south were magical things can happen. 8. A guy with a friend above the mouth must have a party down south. 9. Do you have a shovel in your back pocket? Because I'm diggin' that ass. 10. Is that a phone in your back pocket? Because that booty's calling me. 11. Did you get those pants 50% off? Because they're 100% off at my place. 12. Are you a computer whiz? it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware. 13. Are you a screwdriver? Because you make my nuts tight. 14. Let's play Barbie. You can be Ken and I'll be the box you come in. 15. Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful. 16. Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed. 17. Girl, if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple. 18. Noonie, quick question. Was your dad a farmer? | no...? But I'll say yes for it to be a fit | Then how did you get such big, beautiful melons like that? 19. Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone. 20. Save your breath... You'll need it to blow up your date. 21. You're sweeter than 3.14 22. will you call me Cinderella because this dress will be coming off at midnight 23. If your left leg was thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays? 24. You look so innocent, you look so sweet. As long as I have a face, you'll always have a seat.
Let me know if there's any more you'd like me to add!
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I'm speechless.
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Post by heatherstar | willowpaw on May 5, 2017 21:46:08 GMT
'stevenn you look so innocent you look so sweet, as long as i have a face, you'll have a seat'
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Post by xxsilverxx on May 10, 2017 14:13:54 GMT
'stevenn you look so innocent you look so sweet, as long as i have a face, you'll have a seat' OMG YES. Laura Clery is amazing XD
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Post by heatherstar | willowpaw on May 13, 2017 1:58:08 GMT
right! lmao
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